A woman is taking a ferry from Vancouver to Victoria. She leaves her car to go to the deck. She sits down. Beside her, in a chair, are her newspaper and candy bar. A man in the next chair picks up the candy bar and eats it. Then he takes the newspaper and walks off. The woman is too shocked to speak. Later she goes to the cafeteria. She sees the man at a table, eating a sandwich. Still angry, she grabs his sandwich and takes a bite, without saying a word. She goes back to her car. On the seat are her newspaper and candy bar. She
never took them out of the car! She is really red in the face.